VOTE SASQUATCH

FORGET ALL THOSE MEASELY HUMANS

Some said it can’t be done. Some say I DON’T EVEN EXIST. CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT????

WELL. In this age of non-existent electoral ethics, and rampant facebook cronyism, I’ve decided it’s the perfect time to share myself and take the world by STORM. While all these pretend candidates only argue for reform, I’m the only candidate who will argue for breaking off from the whole damn thing. CASCADIA TODAY!

FORGET those old pretend nations of the United States and Canada and come join me, your glorious leader SASQUATCH in our new nation of CASCADIA.